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		<title>Angelina Jolie Visits Syrian Refugee Camps in the Middle East</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 16 Sep 2012 11:26:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Angelina Jolie is the highest paid actress in Hollywood. She has won scores of awards for her work as an actress and producer. Academy Award, Screen Actors Guild Award, BAFTA Award, Emmy Award and Golden Globe Awards are some of the awards she has won. In addition, she has won several awards outside the film [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kate, another Victim of Paparazzi after Diana</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 15 Sep 2012 14:00:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Prince William’s wife Catherine]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Prince William’s wife Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge is known as a beauty and style icon in the world . Her youth, beauty and dresses have won her top positions on various best-dressed lists. But, at the same time, her beauty and fashion style have drawn the attention of the long lenses of the ruthless paparazzi. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Klum &amp; Seal Want to See their Children Happy after the Split</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 15 Sep 2012 00:28:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Shelley Winters, the Academy Award winner Hollywood actress once said about Hollywood marriages that ‘in Hollywood, all marriages are happy. It&#8217;s trying to live together afterwards that causes the problems’. But, Heidi Klum, the German supermodel and actress and the British singer, Seal managed to live together for seven years. Their seven marriage has ended [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Seth Rogen, Kevin Hart sign up for cop comedy</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Mar 2012 04:01:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Seth Rogen and Kevin Hart]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Paramount has won a bidding war for an original action-comedy pitch from Rodney Rothman that has Seth Rogen and Kevin Hart attached to star.    are aimed to star and produce a buddy cop comedy pitch Paramount picked up from Get Him to the Greek producer Rodney Rothman, who will also pen the screenplay.   [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Colbert Report got canceled?</title>
		<link>http://www.metrocomedy.com/2012/02/the-colbert-report-got-canceled/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Feb 2012 14:08:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Metro Comedy</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[colbert report]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[stephen colbert]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Did The Colbert Report get canceled? Yes – may be – OMG finally I can’t stand his fake ass, His not a real comedian, He is just a comedian actor, one fan stated. The same stuff he talks about so unfunny, he can’t follow or compete John Stewart. Comedy Central remained deafeningly silent Thursday as [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Underweight People at Higher Risk of Post-Surgical Death</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Dec 2011 11:40:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Laurentiu.Stan</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[body mass index]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Underweight people are more likely to die after a surgical intervention than overweight people. People with an index of weight of 23, or less than this, were 40% at higher risk of losing their life one month after surgery. Those whose body mass index was between 26 and 29 had a lower risk of post-surgical [...]]]></description>
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		<title>China Attacks the Global Vaccine Market</title>
		<link>http://www.metrocomedy.com/2011/12/china-attacks-the-global-vaccine-market/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Dec 2011 11:39:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Laurentiu.Stan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Vaccine manufacturers in China will increase over the next years the number of exports, fact that could lead to a reduction in costs for these products in the 3rd world countries and would stimulate competitiveness with major pharmaceutical companies. Nina Schwalbe, head of the Gavi Alliance – organization that buys 50 million vaccine doses the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Global Fund to Fight AIDS, Affected by Global Financial Crisis</title>
		<link>http://www.metrocomedy.com/2011/11/the-global-fund-to-fight-aids-affected-by-global-financial-crisis/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metrocomedy.com/2011/11/the-global-fund-to-fight-aids-affected-by-global-financial-crisis/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Nov 2011 21:37:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Laurentiu.Stan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Global Fund to Fight AIDS, Tuberculosis and Malaria announced on Thursday that remained without money for new programs for the next two years, a situation that will probably affect most the AIDS patients with a precarious financial situation. The Fund will no longer provide new financing by 2014 due to global economic problems created [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pizza as Vegetable in American Students’ Launch Bill?</title>
		<link>http://www.metrocomedy.com/2011/11/pizza-as-vegetable-in-american-students%e2%80%99-launch-bill/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metrocomedy.com/2011/11/pizza-as-vegetable-in-american-students%e2%80%99-launch-bill/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Nov 2011 14:55:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Laurentiu.Stan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Pizza would end up being included in the category of “vegetables” in the American students’ launch bill. At least this is the current measure proposed by Congress on Monday evening and that could be adopted for economic reasons and implemented among the U.S. schools. Revisions of a draft law on reducing costs to ensure the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>My job&#8217;s to make you happy; Ellen DeGeneres</title>
		<link>http://www.metrocomedy.com/2011/10/my-jobs-to-make-you-happy-ellen-degeneres/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metrocomedy.com/2011/10/my-jobs-to-make-you-happy-ellen-degeneres/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 09 Oct 2011 20:45:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Metro Comedy</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[ComedyNews]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ellen DeGeneres]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[So I want to be an example that you can be funny and be kind, and make people laugh without hurting somebody else&#8217;s feelings.&#8221; (CBS News) Although she never fails to make it look easy, Ellen DeGeneres&#8217;s rise to fame was anything but. Mo Rocca has our Sunday Profile: What is special about Ellen? &#8220;Her [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Is America ready for the D-o-double G&#8217;s family Siticom</title>
		<link>http://www.metrocomedy.com/2011/10/is-america-ready-for-the-d-o-double-gs-family-siticom/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metrocomedy.com/2011/10/is-america-ready-for-the-d-o-double-gs-family-siticom/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 09 Oct 2011 20:53:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Metro Comedy</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Entertainment]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Snoop-Dogg]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Snoop will play a dad in the family comedy show. By Gil Kaufman He started out as a Long Beach hustler, made his bones as a breakout rap star and has played everything from a loveable stoner to Huggy Bear and an undead gangster in the 2001 horror flick &#8220;Bones.&#8221; But is America ready for [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Under-funded Mental Health Treatment</title>
		<link>http://www.metrocomedy.com/2011/10/under-funded-mental-health-treatment/</link>
		<comments>http://www.metrocomedy.com/2011/10/under-funded-mental-health-treatment/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 09 Oct 2011 21:00:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Metro Comedy</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Health]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mental Health]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[By: Lisa Schlein &#124; Geneva The World Health Organization is calling on governments to increase services for people suffering from mental, neurological and substance use disorders. A report released to coincide with World Mental Health Day, which falls on October 10, finds countries all over the world spend very little on the treatment of mental [...]]]></description>
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