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METRO COMEDY is an equal opportunity employer committed to a diverse work force. METRO COMEDY units each hire their own employees and establish their own terms and conditions of employment. To be considered for a posted job opportunity, you must submit an application or résumé.
METRO COMEDY or you may terminate this agreement at any time. You may terminate this agreement by destroying: (a) all materials obtained from all METRO COMEDY sites, and (b) all related documentation and all copies and installations (together, the “Materials”). METRO COMEDY may terminate this agreement immediately without notice if, in its sole judgment, you breach any term or condition of this agreement. Upon termination, you must destroy all materials.
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METRO COMEDY can revise these Terms and Conditions at any time by updating this posting.
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The METRO COMEDY name is federally protected marks of The Metro Comedy (see United States Code, Title 18, Section 706).
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